I really do not feel like writing right now (pun intended) So I'm going keep this as short as possible.
Create Wallet/Bitcoin address. The fastest way of doing this is using blockchain.info I recommend using the bitcoin core client, but this takes some time to sync. Also if you wan't to transfer funds directly to you bank account use coinbase.com(I hate these guys).
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